Cowboy Humor: Computer Terminology

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Log On: Making a wood stove hot

Log Off: Too much wood on fire

Monitor: Keep’n an eye on the wood stove

Down Load: Gitten the farwood off’n the truck

Mega Hertz: What ya git when ya git thrown offn yur horse

Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood

Hard Drive: Gitten home in the winter time

Windows: Whut to shut when its cold outside

Screen: Whut to shut when its black fly season

Byte: Whut dem dang flys do

Chip: Munchies fer the TV

Micro Chip: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag

Modem: Whatcha do to the hay fields

Dot Matrix: Ole Dan Matrix’s wife

Lap Top: Whar the kitty sleeps

Keyboard: Whar you hang the dang truck keys

Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn

Mouse Pad: That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

Main Frame: Holds up the barn roof

Port: Fancy flatlander wine

Enter: Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all”

Click: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

Double Click: When you cock the double barrel

Reboot: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse

Published in: on February 18, 2009 at 7:17 am  Comments (8)  

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  1. Your post is extremely clever and very entertaining. I laugh at many of your definitions. I especially liked Mega Hertz, Floppy Disk, and Dot Matrix. Thanks for the chuckle of the day. Good job.

    Gwyn Ramsey

  2. This is funny!!

    I’m reading your book now. (work has been hectic). I’m really enjoying it.

  3. Clever play on words.

    Morgan Mandel

  4. You started my day with a good laugh. I particularly liked Reboot.

  5. I think I’m going to assign an alias to myself and I am going to be Dot Matrix…… hummmm…. sounds like an awfully good Halloween Costume…

  6. I love blogs that make me laugh. Thanks. And, I like the new look of your blog, too.

    Jane Kennedy Sutton

  7. Thanks for starting my day off with a few laughs. Love the new look.

    Charlotte Phillips

  8. Very clever. Great play on words. How did you come up with all of these?
    BTW I really like the new look here. 🙂

    Joy Delgado
    Illustrator and publisher of bilingual children’s books

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