Cowboy Humor: Computer Terminology

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Log On: Making a wood stove hot

Log Off: Too much wood on fire

Monitor: Keep’n an eye on the wood stove

Down Load: Gitten the farwood off’n the truck

Mega Hertz: What ya git when ya git thrown offn yur horse

Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood

Hard Drive: Gitten home in the winter time

Windows: Whut to shut when its cold outside

Screen: Whut to shut when its black fly season

Byte: Whut dem dang flys do

Chip: Munchies fer the TV

Micro Chip: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag

Modem: Whatcha do to the hay fields

Dot Matrix: Ole Dan Matrix’s wife

Lap Top: Whar the kitty sleeps

Keyboard: Whar you hang the dang truck keys

Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn

Mouse Pad: That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

Main Frame: Holds up the barn roof

Port: Fancy flatlander wine

Enter: Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all”

Click: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

Double Click: When you cock the double barrel

Reboot: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse

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Published in: on February 18, 2009 at 7:17 am  Comments (8)  

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  1. Your post is extremely clever and very entertaining. I laugh at many of your definitions. I especially liked Mega Hertz, Floppy Disk, and Dot Matrix. Thanks for the chuckle of the day. Good job.

    Gwyn Ramsey
    http://gwynramsey.blogspot.com

  2. This is funny!!

    I’m reading your book now. (work has been hectic). I’m really enjoying it.

  3. Clever play on words.

    Morgan Mandel
    http://morganmandel.blogspot.com
    http://acmeauthorslink.blogspot.com

  4. You started my day with a good laugh. I particularly liked Reboot.

  5. I think I’m going to assign an alias to myself and I am going to be Dot Matrix…… hummmm…. sounds like an awfully good Halloween Costume…

  6. I love blogs that make me laugh. Thanks. And, I like the new look of your blog, too.

    Jane Kennedy Sutton
    http://janekennedysutton.blogspot.com/
    https://twitter.com/janesutton/

  7. Thanks for starting my day off with a few laughs. Love the new look.

    Charlotte Phillips
    Hacksaw
    http://charsbookreviews.blogspot.com/

  8. Very clever. Great play on words. How did you come up with all of these?
    BTW I really like the new look here. 🙂

    Joy Delgado
    Illustrator and publisher of bilingual children’s books
    http://goingbeyondreading.blogspot.com/


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