New Word Definitions

Have some fun! Can you come up with some of your own?

1. ARBITRATOR:    A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE:    What a  bullfighter tries to do

3. BERNADETTE:     The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE:    What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL:     A short, ugly inmate   (I had to think about this one. . . but got it!)

6. COUNTERFEITERS:     Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE:     What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER:     A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES:     What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK:      What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY:      How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX:      Two physicians!!

13. PARASITES:       What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST:      A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE:      What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE:      Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!!

17. RELIEF:        What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK:      What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH:       What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED:      Brought litigation against a government

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  1. brilliant!

  2. Fun definitions. The only I don’t get is “9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.”

    • Put the emphasis on the second syllable: He rows. 🙂

  3. Fun qand funny! Thanks, Heidi. I’ll look for you in the funny pages.

  4. OOPS, where did that Q come from? MI6?

  5. Most of these made me chuckle out loud, Heidi! Where did you find these??

    • Just one of those things that come across e-mail. I got a big kick out of them too and wanted to share.l


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