New Word Definitions

Have some fun! Can you come up with some of your own?

1. ARBITRATOR:    A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE:    What a  bullfighter tries to do

3. BERNADETTE:     The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE:    What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL:     A short, ugly inmate   (I had to think about this one. . . but got it!)

6. COUNTERFEITERS:     Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE:     What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER:     A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES:     What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK:      What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY:      How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX:      Two physicians!!

13. PARASITES:       What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST:      A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE:      What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE:      Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!!

17. RELIEF:        What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK:      What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH:       What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED:      Brought litigation against a government

Published in: on March 21, 2012 at 6:00 am  Comments (7)  
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Is Proofreading a Dying Art?

Many of you have probably seen these circulating, but they’re just too funny not to pass along. And, it goes to show you–we DO need proofreaders!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Wow, back from the dead, huh?

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that’s taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!
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uvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!


And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?


WILD PENANCE Book Giveaway

Check out the Mysteries and Musings blog for a book giveaway: Sandi Ault’s Wild Penance. She’s an awesome writer!

Published in: on February 9, 2010 at 3:25 am  Comments (2)  
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